Quite frankly, this is an overrated, bullshit holiday that is intended to pay homage to your TRUE God...
The Almighty Dollar.
Misplaced In The Midwest will return on December 28th, 2009.
The graphic novel will return on January 1, 2010.
Hopefully, by then my loyal readers will have gotten the false goodwill and manufactured "joy of the season" out of your systems and will be back to normal.