Since Misplaced was no-go with Friday's blog, and hasn't been able to come up with anything intelligent for today's, I have decided to teach you, my dear readers the useful skill of being able to say "Fuck You" to people all over the world... since you never know when you may have to tell someone that don't talk English good exactly what you think of them.
Fuck You Around The World:
Israel: Lech Tiezdayen
Nepal: Chikne
Syria: Selinokh
Slovakia: Pojeb Sa
Albania: Te Qifsha
Estonia: Kai Persse
India: Chodela
Serbia: Jembem Ti
Kurdistan: Mit Kuze Ta Na
Finland: Haista Vittu
Norway: Faen Ta Deg
Sweden: Javla, or more formally (?!?) Knulla Dig
Vietnam: Cai Deo Gi Day
China: Cao Ni
Ireland: Bualadh Craicinn
Italy: Vaffanculo
Hungary: Baszd Meg
Austria: Putz Di
Macedonia: Da Ti Fukne Konj
Malaysia: Yet Meh
Phillipines: Putang Ina
Kazakhstan: Men Seni Sikkim Keledi
Croatia: Jebiga
Armenia: Kunats Kez
Romania: Sa Te Fut
Samoa: Kefe
Poland: Pierdol Sie
Czech Republic: Zkurvysyn
Latvia: Ej Dirst
Lithuania: Pisti
Ukraine: Pishov Na Khuj
Iceland: Riddu Ter
If you don't see the country of your ancestors listed, feel free to drop Misplaced a line and ask... odds are I can find it for you.
Yeah, I TOTALLY mailed this entry in.
For those who have a problem with that, Dorme Mecum! (Latin)
See you tomorrow.
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ReplyDeleteHungarian: Kurd
ReplyDeleteThanks for the others. This is going to be handy!
If I ever go to one the countries and that is the first word I use then I guess I am going to have to make sure my organ donar card comes with a translation too.
ReplyDeleteBut how do you say "Attitude Check"?
ReplyDeleteYou forgot...
ReplyDeleteEngland: Piss off, ya silly twit!
Ireland: May the hounds of hell destroy your underwear!
Chicago: Bite me, asshole!
Samoan: Kefe ufa
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